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Secret Clothes

The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.
My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!
by Tassel McFez July 10, 2011
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secret grumpy

When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.
"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."
by Senor Grumpy August 31, 2011
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Secret pork

When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
by GodManBeast November 25, 2011
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Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.
Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."
by goSSIPguY69 September 2, 2012
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secret adfirer

when someone is secretly trying to get you fired and/or ruin your life
I've had a secret adfirer at every job I've ever had, and it's ALWAYS a woman!
by caseythewordmaker February 5, 2015
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Secret Six

A group of close friends that contains 6 of them! They're a fabulous and good looking group of friends. They have been through many problems, but sticked together forever.
I want to be like secret six! They're such good friends!
by Paul1234 May 10, 2014
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secret stain

Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.

If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.
by fa la felicidad September 14, 2014
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