Scritchin

masturbate

"Nawl, he in there scritchin his prick."

by noixz January 14, 2009

sprinched

something that is set up to be unfair, phony, rigged.

The game was sprinched and I had no chance; I think there was some sprinching going on at AIG.

by Dumpy30000 April 18, 2009

scotched up

To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.

Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.

by nsheezy April 20, 2009

scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh

Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.

by woogs February 19, 2010

scrotcher

A nefarious breed of bedbug which are almost impossible to eradicate. Scrotcher bites can be particularly painful, resulting in an ongoing itch around the crotch area which inspires incessant scratching.

He's scratching himself like that because his bed is infested with scrotchers.

by Wild Wolf Dick July 14, 2011

Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

Scritchlauphery

Having a scratchy, but soft beard.

Man his beard has gotten scritchlauphery lately!

by Yeahb May 17, 2016