Jewish origin:
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.
Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"
by mysterious writer June 10, 2004
Get the schmuck mug.Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.
Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010
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by TBSman January 27, 2003
Get the schmuck mug.A monstrous looking person, with very low level of intelligence. A Schluckebier often makes growling noises when it's either eating or drinking. A Schluckebier often spend its entire life at mental hospital with other retards like himself.
A: ''My nabo is making all these noises when he is eating, it is very annoying''.
B: ''He might be a Schluckebier!!''
B: ''He might be a Schluckebier!!''
by Hahahahaha22 September 5, 2010
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As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
by Spike rules June 11, 2006
Get the schmuck mug.1. (noun) The small green globule that remains after sponaneous human combustion.
2.(noun) A small sticky residue that is difficult to remove.
2.(noun) A small sticky residue that is difficult to remove.
by g.a. November 9, 2002
Get the scheckter mug.A past tense version of "schlep" as previously hauled belongings perhaps best discarded rather than moved.
Finally, tired and sweating like the fat man he was, he schluck his gear across town to the not so new apartment only to realize moving 10 boxes of junk through three subway changes was a fool's errand indeed.
by Termcreator July 15, 2016
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