schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008

schlumongous

A huge dick. Bigger than a schlong or schluper.

Cameron has a huge schlumongous.

by Peter Whacker January 11, 2008

Schlumbego

Any article of clothing that creates clear weather when worn.

"Hey, did you bring your schlumbego on this camping trip? I really don't want any rain."

by Dakota Heinle and Cody Pahr February 14, 2009

schruck

-verb- to suck or fuck; when you can't decide what to do, you do both;

Dylan - hey baby wanna suck?
Tina - idts
Dylan - wanna fuck?
Tina - idk
Dylan - wanna schruck?
Tina - sure! :)

by wityjo March 27, 2009

Schnumm

A non smoker 2nd time round and has to succeed or will inherit stumps for hands

If megan starts smoking again after quitting I will cut off her fingers and leave her with two stumps. There for she will become a Schnumm

by L4u3N June 10, 2011

Schrampfer

Usually the surname of a beautiful girl. She usually denies anything positive you tell her, even if it is obvious.

guy 1: man, I need a great girl

guy 2: what you need is a schrampfer

by mr. miyagie July 1, 2011

Schramping

when a hot girl becomes uglier and uglier.

"Dude have you noticed Kate used to be hot but now she so ugly!" "yea dude she has been Schramping"

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011