schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003

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schglubol

A person who resembles, acts like, or tries to be a loser, but isn't cool enough to actually be one.

loser

He's such a schglubol.

Wut up schglubol.

Your acting very schglubolish.

by *t*r*i*s*h* April 19, 2005

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schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008

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schlabobbelled

The act of being deceived; or extremely intoxicated

I heard you went to Sara's house last night. Did you get some pussy?
No! She schlabobbelled me.

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Dude, pick up your phone, we are out getting fuckin' schabobbelled

by Ejdub December 29, 2007

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