schnitzelfracas

another word for shit, god, or any other term you can think of.

Variations: Schnitzel, Schnit, Schnitzelfrac

person: oh my schnitzelfracas! i forgot my pen!

by ihearttwilight May 16, 2009

schnitzes

The act of fiercely flicking an object repeatedly until it turns purple.

I schnitzes his wiener because he performed a strawberry cheesecake.

by fragecasy March 2, 2010

Schlitz Pounder

Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.

I need to eat after that Schlitz Pounder with Sarah.

by WKRP in Cincinnati October 5, 2009

Schnitzy

Colloquial shortening for Schnitzel.

Off to the pub for a schnitzy!

by toteswayheapsawes December 10, 2010

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

schlitzckus

a form of sexually transmitted disease, contracted from the sleezy guy at the corner of the bar. Or any of the various employees at any given pizza hut.

Did you hear about sarah? She totally caught the schlitzckus from matt...Now she can make her own bread.

by FALCPA January 23, 2011

Schitzilla

What Bongo leaves in the toilet.

Bongo left a huge stinky schitzilla in the bathroom and clogged up the toilet!

by In2Deep October 12, 2011