Scat

1. Get the fuck out

2. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here

Bartender: "Scat guys, I'm shutting her down for the night."

by zebralegs January 12, 2016

scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

scatnel

The act of spraying an enemy with your diarrheatic chucky excrement. The consistency must be semi-liquid with hard food particles, preferably corn.

I was approached by a mugger last night, so I dropped trow and sprayed him with scatnel

The cockrach behind my toilet had no escape from the furious scatnel after a night of taco bell

by Snurdler April 19, 2017

scatavian

A combination of scientific word for shit and bird. Shitbird

Stop being such a scatavian it's a real pain in the ass.

by Dr. Duck June 19, 2017

scatavian

A combination of scientific word for shit and bird. Shitbird

Stop being such a scatavian it's a real pain in the ass.

by Dr. Duck June 19, 2017

scatavian

A combination of scientific word for shit and bird. Shitbird

Stop being such a scatavian it's a real pain in the ass.

by Dr. Duck June 19, 2017

scathophilia

Sexual attraction to shit

Bro 1: omg diarrhea is so sexy
Bro 2: damn you fucked up dude
Bro 1: yo, don’t discriminate against scathophilia!

by Yare@yaredaze November 23, 2019