A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).
A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.
They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.
They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?
Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*
Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.
Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*
Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.
Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017
Get the Starbucks Slurpermug. A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
by K. Schulten March 19, 2009
Get the Starbucks hagmug. a term for anal sex derived from the complicated ordering process at Starbucks, ie "I would like a carmel no whip low fat soy milk decaf frappacino and a dick up my ass."
"Lisa got so drunk last night she let Jeff go to Starbucks"
"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"
"Did you see Linda dancing? I wonder if she would let me go to Starbucks!"
by G. George V October 12, 2011
Get the Go to Starbucksmug. by Shade tree November 18, 2016
Get the starbucks grindmug. A cube-dwelling person who works in an office downtown, gets there by driving an enormous SUV, pays full parking in the building garage and lives in a Mc-Mansion in suburbia financed with a sub-prime mortgage.
by KDog93 July 3, 2008
Get the starbucks drinkermug. by iliketoridetoes November 14, 2015
Get the starbucks and chillmug. Starbucks Worker: What would you like?
You: One Grande Caramel Macchiato please
Starbucks Worker: Name?
::Thinking to yourself:: I'll give her my starbucks name
You: Yolanda Shaliza, thanks
You: One Grande Caramel Macchiato please
Starbucks Worker: Name?
::Thinking to yourself:: I'll give her my starbucks name
You: Yolanda Shaliza, thanks
by Gracie Cun February 13, 2007
Get the Starbucks namemug.