road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.

"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."

road candy by bcstar80 March 16, 2008

Road Asprin 

Dexedrine or Benzedrine used by over the road truck drivers
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"

" Highway " had the Chicago to Dallas run and loaded up on road asprins at the truck stop.

Road Asprin by Don F April 30, 2006

Road Smegma 

Nasty crap in the gutter stuff, oil, tar, chippings etc.

'He decked off his bike and got a face full of road smegma.'

Road Smegma by Clank May 31, 2007

Road-Tard 

A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.

Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...

Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.

Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.

John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!

Road-Tard by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

Road Roaches 

Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.

Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.

Road Roaches by Intricate Observer November 8, 2020

road hard 

Originally part of the term "road hard and put up wet" in reference to horses. As in the horse was put through a hard workout and then wasn't brushed down and cared for afterwards, which can make a horse sick enough to die. Now used to refer to someone who looks unkempt, strung out, tired, dirty, etc.

Man, she looks like she was road hard and put up wet!

road hard by Altairisfar October 28, 2007

road head 

the act of getting domed while DRIVING

CAUTION: !not for beginners!

I was getting road head and crashed into a telephone pole.

road head by ED May 13, 2005