granger ranger

Trendy as hell, sense of pride that only is out done with his own image of uniqueness. Hates all music that is produced for money, except classic rock and punk. Skinny to the point you wonder if he is in fact a guy.

Kid: This band is really cool, first heard them on the radio.

Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.

Kid: uh what are you talking about.

Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay

Kid: What?

Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic

Kid: Uh... Frolic?

Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.

Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.

by Faceuphigh July 12, 2008

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Ranger Dangering

Having a kickass offroad adventure in a Ford Ranger or multiple Ford Rangers; with or without people in the bed of the truck

Garrett: "Hey guys, wanna go Ranger Dangering after school?"

Brady: "Hell yeah bro!"

Garrett: "Cool, tell Luke to bring his Ranger too!"

by YotaTRD March 24, 2011

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Space ranger

It's like a astronaut but way better because you have a laser gun

I wanna be a space ranger when I gro up

by Sinep6 January 27, 2017

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Rectal Ranger

A man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. Also may be used to describe the "double life" of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a butt pirate with other men at night and on business trips

John is so obviously a rectal ranger. I mean, hes more addicted to ass than one of those scat freaks!

by The Dizzle with the Wizzles! March 18, 2003

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