Trendy as hell, sense of pride that only is out done with his own image of uniqueness. Hates all music that is produced for money, except classic rock and punk. Skinny to the point you wonder if he is in fact a guy.
Kid: This band is really cool, first heard them on the radio.
Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.
Kid: uh what are you talking about.
Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay
Kid: What?
Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic
Kid: Uh... Frolic?
Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.
Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.
Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.
Kid: uh what are you talking about.
Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay
Kid: What?
Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic
Kid: Uh... Frolic?
Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.
Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.
by Faceuphigh July 12, 2008