Catalina Ranch Mixer

The act of ejaculating inside of a girl while she is on her period. After doing so, the cum and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.

Terren: "Dammit dude! I blacked out and brought this chick home last night. Apparently she was on her period and my drunk ass busted a nut inside of her."
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"

by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 30, 2016

peppercorn ranch

The greatest sunchip flavor ever created that was sadly discontinued forever aggravating all Gary kind. To be re-released under the name "Calliham Ranch".

Peppercorn ranch was the best flavor ever created by Sunchips.

by PEPPERCORN MASTER April 6, 2019

home on the ranch

When you hollow out a cucumber and fill it with ranch before inserting it in ones anus. Then squeezing the excess ranch out of the cucumber filling you with creamy goodness.

"Hey Sally, why do you smell like a salad?"
"Because I was home on the ranch last night."

by Lovelybobs January 31, 2018

Dip me in mothafucking ranch

When someone is being very very negative and you want to express your feelings to the group but exclude that one person, you yell dip me in ranch

Mick was being super negative so I looked at Eli and just yelled Dip Me In mothafucking Ranch

by Me Hoy Minoy January 27, 2020

National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show

"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"

by LegalizeRanch2021 November 30, 2020

Blackstar Ranch

A community surrounded by state-owned and preserved property in the backwoods of Irvine and Silverado Canyons. Many mysterious and unsolved crimes have happened up in this area, and most say it's haunted by members of racial gangs including the Bloodz, KKK, DBT, etc. Multiple scandals have taken place in theses areas and reception there is most often futile unless you have roaming capabilities on your phone. The reason for this is that nationwide and citywide providers don't have a need to put more telephone lines in that area for lack of business takes place. Blood has often been seen on random clothing items on the sides of roads. It's been said that tourists and young children have been a target of "drive-by" gangs here. Most people know of "Blackstar" because of it's notoriety in the mystery and crime world. Residents say cave mites have been a problem in recent years. Though many only come because of it's reputation, this area really is nice for a getaway drive with it's rough spacial expanses. It's one of the largest open areas in California today. Large crosses can sometimes be seen in daylight on the tops of hills, and at night eerie glows of multi-colored light is visible. They have their own public/private schools, fire station, police station, post office, and markets. Blackstar also provides an RV park for tourism, and multiple day camps for young adults. The community receives much police attention after sundown. The population of Blackstar is known to be just under 42,000 making it one of the smallest cities in Orange County.

"Do you want to take a midnight drive through Blackstar Ranch?"

by David Harper August 3, 2007

Ram Ranch

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
Hot, hard, buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch ... it ROCKS!

the 18 men were doing the ram ranch together

by biggie cheeses left nut March 30, 2021