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home on the ranch 

When you hollow out a cucumber and fill it with ranch before inserting it in ones anus. Then squeezing the excess ranch out of the cucumber filling you with creamy goodness.
"Hey Sally, why do you smell like a salad?"
"Because I was home on the ranch last night."
home on the ranch by Lovelybobs January 31, 2018