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Flora to Fondle Ratio 

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The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile
That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.
Flora to Fondle Ratio by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009
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Free wheel ratio 

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See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
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(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3
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weight to tit ratio

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the ratio of a girls weight compared to the size of her breasts.
that bitch weighs 3 bills but she's barely an a-cup. that chicks weight to tit ratio is wack.
weight to tit ratio by Byll September 14, 2009
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Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask 

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penis
penis: Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask
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L + Ratio + You Fell Off 

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The goddest tier of arguments. If you decide to say this, you won. Unless you are almost and very close to losing, this is the best way to climb back up
Person 1: You are literally toxic, you keep saying ez and its completely usele-
Person 2: L + Ratio + You Fell Off
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Cock to ball ratio 

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The size relation between your cock and balls.
England: Wow Australia you have an awesome cock to ball ratio!
Australia: Yeah, it's must be genetic cause my dad had a wicked CBR to.
Cock to ball ratio by comelamb February 3, 2012
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