Quota Time

The time in which police officers pull over lots of people and write up lots of tickets or make arrests because their police quota for the month is coming up soon.

Guys, we can't pick up over there. It's quota time and the pigs are swarming the area.

by Sharp Kink November 29, 2010

Quotev

A site that used to be for fanfictions but is now used by queer mentally ill teenagers.

'bro are you on quotev?'
'yes im on there and so queer!'

by babykittens September 30, 2022

Rock Quotation Marks

Using the universal "heavy metal" hand gesture (fist with index and pinky fingers extended) and combining it with the quotation marks hand gesture to achieve Rock Quotation Marks. Normally used ironically/sarcastically.

Man, those Veronicas are *rockin'*.

*Rock quotation marks.

by Melissa and Jess August 2, 2007

death quote

Death quotes is a series of redubbed death note episodes. they are on youtube, and are a comedy series created by animanga21.

death quotes is funny.

by Tobias Shamtul April 22, 2008

Flair Quote

Adding air quotes to a sentence, without justification, usually used as a desperate maneuver when trying to keep an uninterested audience's attention. Often the audience must ponder the speaker's intent, searching for a double meaning that is rarely forthcoming.

Can be used in conjunction with if you know what I mean

Person using Flair Quote: ...So, after I poured the orange juice I "'Toasted'" a bagel, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Uhm, no...?

by LordAlchemist July 10, 2009

Tote Quote

A quote bad enough to be emblazoned on a Lulu Lemon tote bag.

Life is full of setbacks. Success is determined by how you handle setbacks.

Man, what a "tote quote."

by ShutupSkinface November 3, 2011

retard quotes

In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."

The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.

So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!

by BasicGrammar May 27, 2006