Definitions by babykittens

Tampon

Minion tampons... IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

'do you want a tampon? we have regular and minion.
'IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.'

Tampon by babykittens December 12, 2022

Croissant 

It means queer, because I misspelled croissant as queer once. So it means queer now.

'yo are u a croissant?'
'HELL YEAH im a croissant!'

Croissant by babykittens October 1, 2022

Ella 

A girl who doesn't really love me. Guilt tripping and rude.

Ella is so annoying. i hate her

Ella by babykittens October 1, 2022

Elmax 

Such an adorable ship from Stranger Things. of Eleven Hopper and Max Mayfield. Vol2 rlly broke us.

'bro do u ship mileven?'
'NAH DUDE I SHIP ELMAX 100%!!'
'good.'

Elmax by babykittens September 30, 2022

Quotev 

A site that used to be for fanfictions but is now used by queer mentally ill teenagers.

'bro are you on quotev?'
'yes im on there and so queer!'

Quotev by babykittens September 30, 2022