puteral

De "putero". Unidad de magnitud del sistema mexicano de medidas, designada para describir cantidades incontables por efecto de la hueva. Equivale a un chingo de puteros de chingaderas.

No mames, tengo un puteral de cosas qué hacer.

by Vergolazo April 29, 2015

Peter Gibbons Dream

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions and grow as a person, finally see the world clearly and live life stress and carefree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.

* Peter Gibbons is the character referred to from the movie Office Space.
S: "I have been embroiled in a constant battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewal session."
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"

by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006

Peter Fortune

The man whore version of a dinner whore. One who targets unsuspecting wealthy older women, for Expensive dinners and golden diamond encrusted baubles.

Joe is such a Peter Fortune he'll bang any old bitch for dinner and shiny gems.

by Betty Jugs October 8, 2007

Peter and Alison

When a person commits a mindless act causing minor damage to another person, for example accidentally hitting someone with a bag. Or a large group of people who cause commotion on public transport systems. People who should not have bothered and it would have been best if they'd stayed at home.

'That woman just broke that mans arm with her trolley'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'

'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'

by AEBHCC May 10, 2009

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

Peter Plumley-Walker

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.

popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"

by hartattack January 18, 2006

peter phile

joke name meaning pedophile

hello my name is peter phile and i want to work at your school

by sticky October 23, 2003