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silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated
I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.
by Daryl Morey June 17, 2009
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Pump Shotgun

A gun in the game called "Fortnite". The amount of damage the Pump Shotgun does depends on the rarity of the gun. The most a Pump Shotgun can do to the head is 220.
Garry: "Yo wtf is this game? I got one pumped by this guy!"
Harry: "That's because he had a Pump Shotgun."
by Gatelotzombie January 5, 2021
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naughty pump

When an exclusively pumping mother is expressing milk and masturbating at the same time.
Because pumping turns her on, Honey enjoys a naughty pump every now and then.
by TheMilkyWay712 September 5, 2018
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mind pump

A pump similar to an erection or muscular pump, but of the mind. This is typically due to a drastic shift in paradigm or a mind blowing experience.
I got a wicked mind pump after listening to that podcast about fitness and nutrition.
by HMG CoA reductase April 6, 2017
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Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.
Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.
by Zonal K June 23, 2018
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Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.
Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.
by Poon5150 August 27, 2013
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Victory Pump

To thrust into someone/thing while holding your hands in the air in a "V" or in a victorious position.
AKA "VICTORY!" and/or "The Magic V"
EG.
Dude 1: Yo dawg, see that chick over there?
Dude 2: Yeah bra
Dude 1: Whilst we were having sexual intercourse I VICTORY PUMP-ed her ass!
by IDS POONTANG October 23, 2009
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