unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013

Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Dude Positive

Dude Positive is a descriptor for people who are fine with being referred to as dude.

1:"Are you dude positive?"
2:"Yeah, you can call me dude"

by Calvin:"^) April 6, 2021

Positivitude

Exuding a positive attitude

She might not be the best producer, but she makes up for it with her positivitude.

by NiceMatters July 24, 2010

Pogitive

Something/someone/an action that is so positive it’s poggers

bro Stacy is such a pogitive Person it’s not even funny

by Spicy_bread_cosplays on tiktok December 28, 2020

primitive pp humour

It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.

“Cock and balls”

“Ha ha so funny dude”

“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”

“No man i just tricked you”

“What?”

“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”

by Shidman23 May 2, 2022

prostitite

General term for a transvestite prostitute.

Did you see the package on that prostitite?

by JS Moulder March 7, 2008