pontiacing

scottish carbarian who achieves full sexual gratification from driving pontiac firebirds..must enter thru window..

hey, retard, what you doin today?

huhg.. oh, ill be pontiacing all day today and saterdee.

by BIGDIX77 February 26, 2011

ponton

Ponton, originated from the English language words for 'Pontoon' and 'Town'. Once the oarsmen of small river craft on tributaries and minor rivers. Associated with the peasantry of Norfolk. The name ponton became a surname due to confusion during the English census of 1750. Owing to poor literacy among ponton oarsmen, the 'employment' and 'surname' categories were often confused. Thus ponton oarsmen became Mr ponton. Known as one of the most unusual surnames on the English language, as it has been created by accident.

Get that ponton oarsmen over here.

by mtop November 22, 2011

Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.

Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012

pontine

French-Canadian slang for vagina.

I need some pontine tonight.

by Pontiner99 February 16, 2014

ponta

A real stronger man, big dick and likes sex. He gets all the girls and the boys

Hot girl: Have you had sex with Jorge.
Other girl: Yes, but Ponta is so good in bed!

by Lixn December 11, 2016

Pont

(noun)
Usually (but not always) used as plural: ponts.
Ponts are entities (material or immaterial) that are used to show off and boost one's false sense of self-importance. Ponts can be mentioned, for example, during a conversation as a means of convincing your opponent that you are super cool.

Material ponts are usually possessions: a fast car, big genitals, five girlfriends, a golden watch, etc.

Examples of intangible ponts are: having met a celebrity, having seen Mount Everest, and so on.

"That boy from a rich family is full of ponts, he is always boasting."
"Save your ponts, man, you ain't gonna fool me with them!"

by Macho Linguist November 4, 2020

pontiac

Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac

Look at that black guy, he thinks he's pimpin.

by The one October 16, 2003