pronounciater

A native or fluent English speaker who unironically uses unique or bizarre pronunciations. Examples: em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LA-ble, styro-phone, Ge-AH-cities instead of GE-o-cities, or Pa-TRAY-on instead of PAY-tree-on for Patreon.

Note the more proper English spelling of this word would actually be "pronunciator."

I can't listen to that guy for more than a few minutes. My mom was an English teacher and he's a pronounciater. He makes me cringe.

by Butterflub December 18, 2020

Pronounciate

When an adorable Mexican lady wants to say pronounce but gets it slightly wrong, combining pronounce and enunciate.

Submit is a really hard word for me to pronounciate

by Jaredjamesr October 19, 2021

Neo-Pronoism

The sempiternal faith that everything will work out for oneself, regardless of all circumstance. The belief that one is immune to their surroundings, such as academic or economic frustration, deadly diseases, societal pressures, or human negligence, to an almost divine level. Related to the Wizard, neo-pronoists look like those kids in school who never try but still have straight A's, and never worry about anything. Probably has some cheap name like "Liam".

Did you hear about that guy Liam? He must believe in neo-pronoism, he thinks he's immune to COVID!

by gregorian_mop January 10, 2021

Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}

mainly used for senses of happiness or just perverting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is mainly nicknamed lenny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and if you want to know it just go to text.fac.es
but if you don't want to snare just don't click.

Cohen Pirate: have you heard of the booty song?
Pervert: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}
Cohen Pirate: i heard and i got the sake of cringe

by cohenPirate July 15, 2018

porno lights

the red and blue lights you see behind you belonging to a police car that means you got fucked

the only thing good about the whole thing was the porno lights

by pammie March 19, 2007

phonocosis

The constant need to be on one or two phones and a blacberry for the majority of the day.

Excuse me jim, your phonocosis is a disease. You need to be on the phone all day. It'a real problem. You need help. I recommend a phone-e-ectomy

by plaw May 28, 2009