shore duty problems

The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.

Shore duty problems may include:

-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"

In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."

by onshoreduty November 1, 2011

One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")

Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.

by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012

Meatball Problems

the minute challenges faced everyday by short, overweight, outgoing women, with big boobs, wide asses, and no common sense who like to drink alot and act sloppy. Most often associated with Deena and Snooki on the cast of the mtv show "Jersey Shore"

Snooki: "Owwww!" "I just burned my cuca in the jacuzzi!"

Deena: " Ha WTF, me tooo!"

Snooki and Deena: "Meatball Problems!" Bahahaahaha

by Billy shavez November 5, 2011

problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

by Kilkrazy October 1, 2004

probsably

the same word as probably, only saying it this way makes you cooler.

Person A: You going out tonight?
Person B: Probsably.

by teeheeboop January 16, 2008

probaseballanalyst

an internet personality you may have seen since atleast 2007 posting on espn message boards and the zoo sports forums
a radical panther fan known for his predictions for the panthers to win the superbowl every year as well as going undefeated
also for his tales he tells of wrestling bears and punching cops in the face to get out of jail as well as others
a respected sports analyst of pro baseball and pro football..he has many fans across the zoo and espn

http://www.thesportstodayforum.com/junk_yard/1549-today_i_smacked_some_kid.html
here is an example of probaseballanalyst posts

by messageboardposter December 19, 2008

Probamaybably

1) a confirmation of something that may or may not be so.

2) a variation of a possibility

Will: I am gonna regret eating this in the morning...

Zach: Probamaybably

by Uberfats November 29, 2012