play pretties

1. Slang word for colorful makers.

2. colorful felt-tip markers

Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!"
Son: "Fuck off motha-fucka! This picture's fuckin dope!"

by JJ Cherry March 3, 2007

preciousaurus

Someone who is enormously precious.

Person: So... what do you think about Harrison?
Other Person: Aww, he's such a preciousaurus!

by spicyfries October 28, 2009

Pretentious

Adjective. Pretentious refers to a person or entity who carries an aura of pretense to everything they say and do. It's as though they're trying to milk every factoid or article they read, working them into conversations and social media updates, to portray themselves as godly or intelligent, or sometimes just plain superior. Because this is the ever-present pretense behind all their words and actions, conversation with them is limited only to: placating agreement to everything they say, or walking away before you lose your temper.

That pretentious guy who figured out how to tie his shoes before being taught, and thus feels he deserves a 50/50 stake in the creation of shoes: I believe Rick and Morty is a post-modernist, deconstruction critique of the bourgeois view on LiMiTeD uniVerSEs.
His imaginary best friend: That's so true.

by Camel Geyser September 14, 2018

Precious Joe

Probably a virgin about 5 feet in height. Loves to fish and hunt.

Look at Precious Joe and his cute little self.

by Bi9 Dicl< n199@ October 14, 2011

my precious

Umm... something that Smeagol/Gollum says... also what Eri says a lil too much..

My precious is like, my precious. Like Gaby is obsessed with his guitar.

Gaby: *holding guitar* myyy prreeciiouuusss.. *clutches closer* myyyy prrreeeccccciiousssss!!!

by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004

pretentious loser

see pretentious indie fuck
or indie fuck

sureyya is a pretentious loser.

by mike July 19, 2004

Precious

Precious is a girl with a Big Juicy Booty. She is Brave and independent. She is very Pretty and very Smart. She makes people Laugh and cheers people up when they are Sad. She is someone a guy would fall for even if they had a Girlfriend. Precious is and Awesome Girl and you would be lucky to have a friend like her.

Girl: WOW! I want a friend like Precious
Boy: I want a girlfriend like Precious

by JessicaLivesLivesLife December 5, 2018