shame posting

On Social Media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc) If you do not type "Amen," retweet or the like, or if you scroll past or ignore then you are aligned against the post, tweet etc.

Type "Amen" if you love Jesus. Scroll past if you do not. Retweet if you think child molesters should be castrated, lobotomized. Ignore if you think they should be allowed to rape kids. This is Shame posting.

by Kalamazoot June 14, 2016

parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

Ghost Posting

An instance in which someone starts a board on a forum, only to wander off to another board. Upon returning, they find posts from people who got tired of waiting for a reply and have wandered off to another board. They get tired of waiting and wander off to another board, and the cycle repeats itself.

1:00 K:I'm Bored...
<No Response>
1:30 J:I'll talk to you.
<No Response>
1:32 J:Are you there?
<No Response>
1:36 J:Hello?
<No Response>
1:42 K:Sorry, Hi.
<No Response>

by Sean Rose September 23, 2004

Pottinger

Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief

we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.

by Ivory Coast September 5, 2012

Kristaps Porzingis

A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

by Arkell December 9, 2008