Paper plate

A female with a flat or non-existent ass who is also cool as fuck.
by Lighthouse 4000 March 02, 2022
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scrape the plate

Scrape the plate meaning: When performing oral sex on someone and occasionally licking the taint and/or anus to achieve heightened pleasure.
Chris: Yo, I saw you leave La Klave with that fly chick. She was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Rich: Yea man, we hit up Mamas, the back to my place, took care of business on that ass.

Chris: So wassup, was the sex good?

Rich: Hell yea, I even scrape the plate on that TING.
by Aliens at la Klave June 02, 2017
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scrubbing plate

i walked into the bedroom and caught him with my girlfriend srubbing plate.
by frizz August 26, 2003
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Tap the plate

The act of slapping one's erect penis on an eager, wet vagina before sinking it.
I tried to tap the plate before playing hide the salami with your mom, but her puss was so sloppy that it splashed us both.
by Milky Lickin Bob August 30, 2008
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dinner plate

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)
Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"
by Biggest May 19, 2006
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L-plate

L-plates are square signs with a red "L" at the center. They are placed on cars in Britain to show that the person driving is inexperienced (the "L" is short for "learner"). People also jokingly attach these signs to their clothing before they get married, to show that they are beginners in marriage
Yesterday I got my driver's license but I'm not a good driver. Can't you see my L-plate on my car?

Just the fact that I don't blame myself I'll wear a L-plate on my suit so the people know that I'm inexperienced.
by AndyR February 22, 2005
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California Plates

The boob job and lower back tattoo combo, typically found on the bleach-blonde hoochie.
She's on the back of the bike, bright red g-string, bad dye job, California plates front and rear.
by Skins Not Sacks January 17, 2007
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