Pineapple pen

Intro
(PEE-PEE-AY-PEE)
P-P-A-P

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

You: Your such a Pineapple pen,

friend: How?

You: your a dead meme

by Hopefully funny September 7, 2017

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pineapple

lmao wtf bro??? its a god damn fruit ??? so im confusion to why you are here m8

A fag : hmm I like pineapple so much,they have a rough texture but the insides are good ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

by the gay homophobic dude July 5, 2018

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Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.

"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"

by xBungleBee June 29, 2018

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Dirty Pineapple

-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.

2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair

3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza

-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.

5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.

1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.

2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.

3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?

4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.

5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.

by Mysterious Fruits December 3, 2009

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