peepstone

incredibly spiritual small rock that Joseph Smith put in his hat, then bent over and put his face in the hat to block out all the light, and then could read the stone, thereby translating special plates he got from an angel. He translated them from some kind of Egyptian that some Jews wrote their scriptures in. He translated them into 19th century English, so they are still kind of confusing. But they are true in every way, except they do admit to having some mistakes and errors in them.

"They are both so small, each one looks like a small peepstone!"

by Alma the Middler January 20, 2009

peeps

Friends, associates, people you hang around and do things with.

Who is dem people? Man dem is my peeps. We always be together.

by LionelB April 9, 2006

Peeps

Penis; a shy way of referring to your unit, as used by Dr. Reid on the television show Scrubs. See also: pachinko.

God, would you cover up your peeps?

by Lambnesio April 13, 2007

Pedestrian

An insult applied to people who do something stupid or senseless.

I can't believe you shot him, you pedestrian!

by Connor Devine September 17, 2004

Punjabi Pedestal

The platform that a punjabi (someone from the nations of Pakistan or India) place themselves on arrogantly, seemingly like they are from royalty.

The punjabi pumping my gas did not acknowledge my existence because he was unable to see me in my Ferrari all the way up on his punjabi pedestal, he only only muttered quite angrily, "cash o'credit"

The indian girl, who was hot by India's standards, walked around campus on her punjabi pedestal like she was some kind of Indian Princess

by smitten mittens September 11, 2009

pussy on a pedestal

Pussy on a pedestal is a phrase most idiotic people picked up from the feature film '40 Year Old Virgin.' The true meaning to pussy on a pedestal is meant to be ironic and literative. Pussy on a pedestal is simply the act of making a woman's 'vagina' as something too sacred, when in fact, it's nothing but a piece of meat/organ that a man sticks his meat in and grinds to achieve an orgasm, in the literal sense of the meaning and the film interpretation. It is, as the Clinic Dad appreciates his son for using a woman's 'pussy' as something very easily attainable like an ordinary good, nothing but something very plain and mediocre as such only to be idealized by their primary holders: women themselves and people who have nothing better to do than to ponder about an organ that just gets shriveled and old when the woman is 70.

Man 1: Man...a woman's pussy is so amazing. It's a 'gift' from god.
Man 2: If it was a gift from god, then virgins like Mary wouldn't be so highly revered
Man 1: It's just something sacred, and beautiful and shows love and passion
Man 2: You're just putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's nothing but a piece of meat that you just grind in and empty your balls with.

by RealistManNoBS April 19, 2009

papes

papes is a name that you call fat, short, dumb black kids that have religious beliefs that include the worshiping of dragons.

Wes: Hey look at that short fat ass black kid
Nick: That guy's a papes
Wes: Yeah dude that papes just failed the literacy test

by BarryBonds March 18, 2009