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peepstone 

incredibly spiritual small rock that Joseph Smith put in his hat, then bent over and put his face in the hat to block out all the light, and then could read the stone, thereby translating special plates he got from an angel. He translated them from some kind of Egyptian that some Jews wrote their scriptures in. He translated them into 19th century English, so they are still kind of confusing. But they are true in every way, except they do admit to having some mistakes and errors in them.
"They are both so small, each one looks like a small peepstone!"
peepstone by Alma the Middler January 20, 2009
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Peestone  

The nickname for Keystone Light, although cheap it tastes like piss. 30 for $10, you can't go wrong.
Adam: "Dude, my sister stole all my Heineken's!"
Josh: "Fuckin' Adam, I'll go snag some Peestone for us."
Peestone by Jmean October 8, 2007
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pupstone 

The name given to someone who gobbles loads of cock
You're such a pupstone for having that gang orgy
pupstone by J-MoneyVolume1 April 15, 2015

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones

YAAAYY!! Dr. Jeepjorp! That was a good diatribe! And I like your beard.
Hym “Hey!! Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones! It’s catching on. What a good job me! As a literal Lucifer, it’s important that I punish all the charlatans.”

Pipestone 

A type of stone sacred to Native Americans that has been used for centuries in the manufacture of stone pipes. Also known as catlinite.

A city in Minnesota near the ancient native quarries.
He carves a mean bowl out of pipestone.
Pipestone by spirithunter April 6, 2009

Peepsteers

A title used to describe a crowd of internet users who pop the clutch for future entertainment projects
Hey Peepsteers! Check out my new scene-pitch and tell me what you think.
Peepsteers by RylDyl July 14, 2017

Penistone 

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole
Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!
Penistone by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008