double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier

"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"

by Ron V July 23, 2008

Planking

The absolute stupidest shit ever. Come on, who finds this entertaining? I'd rather get my face ground off with fine-grit sandpaper. Slowly.

If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.

Person 1:*planking*
Person 2:*suicide*

by Leo Stark July 22, 2011

pankration

an ancient Greek martial art, depicted on murals and pottery, that appears to be a mix of Greco-Roman wrestling, American kickboxing, and western boxing;the precursor to mixed martial arts

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Planking

When a person lays down straight with hands next to them on any object and poses for a picture to upload online and get a risk rating. Can be done singular or in groups.

Did you hear about that guy who died planking?

by MRAwesome. June 9, 2011

plank

a longboard

Bro #1: dude check out my longboard

Bro #2: that plank is sick as hell

by OxfordOfficialDictionary September 20, 2010

Jenga Planking

When multiple individuals assume the original planking position is order to,
A) Gather as many naked individuals in one go and see who falls first
or
B) Just to have a massive planking session

Dude 1: How was Jenga last night with the bros??

Dude 2: Yeah man, we mixed it up and played Jenga Planking! I was winning too until Jamal mounted me and we toppled.

by Jengawhore December 24, 2010

pankakes

What you make out of hash and weed in your pipe to smoke.

I love to smoke a good pancake in my pipe once in a while it gets me a good buzz :-)

by TH June 1, 2003