Paimon

The least funny thing in existence

No, paimon is not emergency food. Paimon is supposed to be your companion. It was a joke. Get over it

by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 24, 2022

PayOnDeath

Very sexy evil overlord.

PayOnDeath is a very sexy evil overlord who will take over teh world olol!!!!!11

by sexyperson October 21, 2004

Payton

Lost Just Lost....

" man I was Payton, Untill I became anti payton!"
" payton payton payton... mr. payton payton payton

by Sherogarath November 26, 2016

Payton Marshall

A little fairy that makes anal love to cute cats with scarfs.

Possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to poop himself with getting his anus licked.

Lowers the fuck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long sex periods.

Spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.

"I just totally saw James pulling a Payton"

"My boyfriend is such a Payton, i was up all night"

"Payton Marshall likes men"

by PureRageEssence April 8, 2013

Payton

A dropout most likely a pothead

Payton is a pothead and is a drop out

by Weemy69 June 10, 2018

Payton

You’ll never meet anyone like Payton’s. Always there for you, no matter if you pissed them off or not. Very athletic, and beautiful! Everyone guys wants her, and every girl wants to be her.

Boy: Jesus!Did you see that ball that the girl hit?
Boy 2: Yeah. That’s Payton.

by PaytonM160 February 25, 2018

Payton

She can be a bitch and she backstabs alot of her closet friends just for a boy

Girl ;"Omg my friend backstabbed me"
Boy; "oh she must be talking about payton "

by Bigdickdaddylonglegs123 May 16, 2019