by Chuck Fricken Norris July 26, 2006
Somerset, PA is a small, boring, life-sucking hell hole. The only people living in and near it are a bunch of retarded hillbillies and idiotic rednecks. It sucks!
I could be an actor, but i'm stuck in Somerset, PA.
Somerset, PA is so much more boring now that they got rid of the movie theater.
Somerset, PA is so much more boring now that they got rid of the movie theater.
by stuckinhellPA May 30, 2011
by Damn yo. November 16, 2006
An error or blunder over the phone that usually results in major embarrassment or foot in mouth syndrome.
Derived from "faux pas" and pronounced <fone pah>.
Derived from "faux pas" and pronounced <fone pah>.
I thought I hung up the phone, but realized the person on the other end could hear me say awful things about her - what a major phone pas!
by Babs & Coco June 09, 2006
by Lwdmnemek February 05, 2018
The armpit of America. A town so miserable that staying here for more than a week is bound to significantly change a person's mood, for the worse. Altoids, people who call Altoona home, are usually the epitome of white trash, and the town is more closely related to a West Virginia mountain town than the rest of Pennsylvania. Once a crucial railroad town (Hitler had planned to bomb the famous Horseshoe Curve if Germany ever attacked America), it has since fallen off into oblivion. People who come here from elsewhere are quick to realize the dismal properties of this forsaken town, and usually cannot wait to leave.
"Hey Joe, want to go to Altoona, PA?"
"No, I'd rather sit here and brand myself with a hot iron. Thanks though."
"No, I'd rather sit here and brand myself with a hot iron. Thanks though."
by Farmer Brown 127 March 25, 2010
A town in Northeastern Pennsylvania filled with abandoned buildings, messed up roads, and a fair amount of toothless people.
by some ginger girl. March 10, 2011