take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders

A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.

"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"

Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.

As in...

Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."

Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."

by Worldwide November 8, 2006

parade of elephants

When more than 2 guys stand or walk in a line with one hand up in the air, and with the other hand, they hold onto the boner of the guy behind them, in the same way a family of elephants will hold on to each other's tail with their trunk.

Wow, what a frat party that was last night. We had a parade of elephants and everything!

by beetnick55 February 10, 2007

Chinese Wang Parade

Simply running through an area inhabited by one or more people with your wang hanging low. It is not considered to be a true Wang Parade unless there is more that one person streaking.

Yo, me and Dennis pulled off an awesome Chinese Wang Parade last night.

by Dong Brown January 17, 2008

Pussy Parade

A long line of bitches with their pussies flappin' in the wind or just a long line of fags, douche bags, and losers.

"Look at that pussy parade of slutty bitches coming towards us; let's walk the other way."

by BigTits101 June 21, 2009

suit parade

A sporting event with somewhat of a predominant number of corperate exectutives or buisness professionals in attendance.

These days at the Leaf and Raptor games all you see is one big suit parade. Real fans are not welcome anymore

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007

Grenade Parade

A group of girls that, no matter how drunk they are, never ever sleep with anyone!!!

Guy: aww man! I think I should just call it a night
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!

by neatoguido June 16, 2011

Hillbilly Parade

(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.

I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.

by McGrobb September 8, 2011