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pando

Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!
Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!
by Rosie December 5, 2003
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Pandora

A Pandora is a codename given to husky german men whose pastimes include shootin bare jews and listenin to david hasselhoff because he is german. Their favourite sentence to use is ''deine mutter liebe meine Hosenschlange'' which in other words means ''your mother likes my trouser snake'' because it is known fact that all Pandoras have huge ''Hosenschlange's''.
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by Chris Peecock May 1, 2009
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pagoda boy

two boys taking nude pictures together while strandling a cement pagoda
Austin and Tony are two pagoda boys!
by D Rock May 26, 2004
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Pandom

The drunken name for 'Randoms'

When you are so drunk you save 'random' and 'pandom' in your phone.

other common mistakes include 'paul maxwid5'
OMG, what happened last night?! 'who the hell is pandom?????'
by Undercover Pararazzi November 18, 2009
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pandoras box

a shit stirring person who works in a pub and who tells lies about people to get them barred , but in the process looses lots of punters and the place goes to ruin , they put themself out of a job , and also loose their friend and employer his life savings and drive him into deep deepresion .
trouble maker, who shoots themself in the foot. like pressing the button for nuclear war , something once open will blow up in your face that is the meaning of pandoras box .
by locks heath renegade master October 24, 2010
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pando

(n.) any event characterized by globally synchronized intentions, such as global meditation or prayer in which all of the participants are directing their intentions toward the same idea (e.g., gratitude, compassion, world peace)

(v.) to meditate, pray, or otherwise direct your intentions in a way that involves you in a globally synchronized moment
Pando 2018 is going to happen on October 1.

There's going to be a pando tonight; the New York site is Madison Square Garden.
by Euclid the Elder November 20, 2017
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Pando

1)Term Used to describe a male panda in the "spanish street language".
2)Also used when calling someone a homosexual.
1)Mama: Mira ese es un pando

hija: oh wow que bonito y gordito

2)Tom: hey yo holmes look at that pando

Tim: ye hes a homo lets beat him up

Tom: naw let him go,
by hatetheV8 May 27, 2009
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