Oscar

Oscar Hodges small is named that because he is a very short person although his Goethe may be small he makes up for in penis length

Harry s : Oscar is sooo short man

Luke g : I know but he has a massive penis

by Competitive_sausage_eater3000 March 8, 2022

Oscar

If you ever meet an Oscar ensure you hold onto him forever he is one of the kindest, good looking boys you will ever meet. He doesn’t get girlfriends often but when he gets a girlfriend he treats her like she’s the only girl in the world. He is perfect in every way from his amazing personality to his perfect looks. Everything about him is spectacular. He is one of the most important people and is loved by many and in relationships he likes his partner to be there for him and comfort him. He loves hugs but is scared to make the first move, so if you ever meet an Oscar make sure you love him

Friend: Hey this is my friend Oscar you should get to know him
You: of course I’d love to get to know him

by Jimmy savilyando March 27, 2022

Oscar

The perfect example of a snake

Oscar slither through the grass

by diaz831 January 31, 2015

Oscar

-(v):the act of constantly and compulsively lying to a spouse,friend,or family member.Unnecessary dishonesty and deceit in an act to hide flaws or impress others. to put up a front.

-the drug oxycontin

-an ugly fish

1-man i cant believe i got oscar'd! he told me he would give me the world and all i got was a bunch of lies.

2-man lets get perked out on some oscar

3-DAMN! that oscar fish is FUGLY! time to return that shit to petsmart!

by pxblackthorn August 31, 2010

Oscar

A grounchy "guy" that was once a woman named Janice, he is grouchy and is a gay comunist

i hate you im gonna hurt you karla!
MY name is oscar

by Samich Man February 5, 2009

Oscar

In the the country Colombia oscar is an insult meaning"Cuban Cocksucker" In the 1960's when all the gay cubans where sent to Colombia the people there started making slang insults for them like Oscar.

Yeah man, that guy is such an oscar.

Somebody shut that oscar up, or i'm going to kill him!

by Lucas Mormon Yubero III November 20, 2009

Oscar

A really bad penis. Most symptoms are erectile dysfunction, a rash that looks like leather, and the smell of moldy ravioli. The carrier usually lies and says he got it from a skank, but you are born with an Oscar. Oh there is also self castration that occurs, depending on how small the sack it.

"Do you smell Italian food my nigga?" 'What the fuck where at a Chinese resturant!' "Oh, my nigga next to me probably gots an Oscar, that foul. Yo man, your Oscar's being a grouch?"

by Jeremy Gamboa June 13, 2008