Tabloid Watch

A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.
I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.
by SLVA January 22, 2011
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Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.
''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"
by Scarse690 June 21, 2017
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e-Watch

It's like email; only for T.V.
Nah, I missed it. It's cool though, I'll just e-Watch it later.
by tornado_freek September 26, 2010
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Doze Watching

Listening to a movie, or TV show , while dozing yet paying just enough attention to know what is going on.
1. John had just eaten a full meal and sat down to watch a movie but ended up doze watching it.
2. Christopher's wife is often amazed that he knows what is going on in movies when he is doze watching.
by Pepperw2 April 22, 2018
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Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.
"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"
by MrExister February 14, 2023
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Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.
I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!
by SpeedGG June 18, 2018
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Watching the Bar

An acronym for wasting time or being bored.
You spent 9 hours watching the bar for your download progress?!? Damn, you have no life man...
by Dralzun August 16, 2009
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