by LCT July 18, 2006
by MTM/le March 05, 2012
The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016
by bagheadbench July 23, 2020
An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.
Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
legit the cutest cookie in the game cookie run: kingdom and is also a king (the best king obviously)
by shinjijoshdestroyer2000 September 16, 2021
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 09, 2005