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nice ass

an ass that's round, soft, smooth, and large enough to have something to hold on to in bed, but not so large it has cellulite. Of course this only goes for girls.
dude 1: Can J-Lo's ass be anymore lovely?

Dude 2: no.
by ucddcd July 2, 2005
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Nice Pooper

A Phrase meaning nice ass, but often makes the person instantly think of a girl taking a shit, thus killing the moment as the girl walks by.
Guy: " Dam that girl has got an nice ass, i would love to bite into those buns!"

Guy 2: " Ya man she's got one nice pooper!"

Guy 1: " Dude, your sick, don't ever say that again."
by AvengerMan September 30, 2009
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Have a nice day

In Florida, when someone tells you to have a nice day, especially in a sarcastic manner, it basically means "fuck you".
After rudely accepting the food at the counter, the employee tells the customer to "have a nice day."
by HarryStamper1324 May 14, 2018
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nice laugh

A comment that a male with a small penis uses to attempt coitus with a female of interest i.e. you have a nice laugh.
E.g. Male and female in close proximity while watching stand-up comedy:

*female laughs*
*male smiles* " You have a really nice laugh."

(note: intelligent females may repress their suspicion and allow the line to pass for they have gone too long without intercourse; however the occasion will be limited to one orifice and the male will rarely succeed at leaving his nuptial gift in or near the females mouth).
by Ivegotorgans May 15, 2010
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nice crotch

noun; a crotch that is superior to other crotches! It earns this prestigous honor due to it clean appearance, sti/std free enviorment, being pleasant to the touch, and well groomed
OMG Becky look at her crotch! It's so NICE!
YEAH its sooooo a nice crotch!!!
by Twinbelt December 17, 2011
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Nice vid

What you comment on a YouTube video when you can't come up with a comment.
Best done by signing in to all of your accounts and spamming it on one video.
Friend: *Releases video*
Me: Nice vid
Me: *Logs in to second account*
Me: Nice vid
by awwm420-412 July 1, 2016
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Nice girls shit ice cream.

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.
The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.
by Dinkum August 12, 2013
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