Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

Munt

A loose ass man cunt.

I love how loose my munt is after a good double punch first session.

by Thunderdan May 22, 2021

Munted

Too fucked up to function.

Stuttering, blubbering mess.
Unable to get it up

I looked at him for his lmput...
But he was too munted to talk

by Nkrypted June 5, 2021

MUNTING

fucking a dead body

god i love to MUNT, hey bradyon get the shovel, were gonna go MUNTING

by SirMuntsALot April 25, 2024

Munted

fucked and/or fallen into disrepair

i munted her last night in my car

my cars munted man

your face is munted like the government

my swag is munted

by swag man May 31, 2014

munt

English slang meaning clapped but another higher level. Directed at Girls

Mate that girl is proper munt, shes flat as fuck

by wagwanmyschlime March 9, 2021

munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.

John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting

by Charkata June 6, 2024