Murph

a fat kid with big tits and a small penis who has no friends but thinks everyone is friends with him - also he thinks hes tough but is actually a pussy

-Murph gone give it to ya wit his big titties and his small penis NIGGA
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him

by gdads April 12, 2005

Mulch

Refers to cannabis/marijuana.

You boys smokin' some mulch?

by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009

Mulching

The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

by LegitGamerGirl May 26, 2019

murph

Refers to a homosexual male.

Before he came out of the closet, we had no idea that Torry was murph.

by Anon-Hate October 11, 2006

murphed

A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed

OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!

by murphdiggity February 3, 2010

mulch

Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.

I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.

by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 4, 2013

murph dawg

A teacher who teaches the geometrical studies in a school. This Murph Dawg Crunch! Is gonna kill every cactii in the world

!MURPH DAWG CRUNCH!

Murph dawg crunch is a b-balla
Watch out for that savage Dawg, Murph Dawg

by GEORGACTI THE CACTIIIIIIIII January 28, 2005