Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

Mossed

To be given something, only to find out that it is garbage and will cost you more in the long run.

My co-worker was too busy and gave me an account to work, it turns out they just canceled their. I sure got mossed.

by VerbalAssssasain May 21, 2019

Ethan Moss

Ethan Moss is the best person in the world. He is really good a t soccer and when he is in a game nothing can stop him.

Person one: isn't Ethan Moss the best.
Person two: yes... yes he is.

by BUDDY11228 May 20, 2018

moss lung

The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs

James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”

by Gandalf the GOAT October 19, 2021

Jayla Moss

An overachiever but a great friend. She can be a bit much sometimes but we love this bitchhhh.

Jayla moss will help you with homework then joke around with you.

by spiritanimal360 April 26, 2019

Moss Eater'd

getting moss eater'd is when youre absolute ass at lying and everyone calls u out on ur lie bc ur so ass at it

P1: Hey what happened to P3??
P2: They got Moss Eater'd hard time!!!
P1: What did P3 do to get Moss Eater'd?
P4: P3 said the earth was donut shaped and that you cant die from starvation
P1: Wow P3 deserved that

by DawnMacaron May 8, 2024

Moss

The best block in minecraft

Friend 1 : oh jeez where did they go
Friend 2 : (over phone call) MOSS!!!
Friend 1: …they found moss…

by You_Lost_The_Game July 3, 2023