moofies

calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car

That girl is cute moofies

by John Francisco May 11, 2007

moofies

If someone is in possesion of something you really want, you moofie it and its yours to keep.. no if ands or buts.

Lauren: yo let me get that lighter
Caitlin: here ya go (hands her the lighter)
Lauren: MOOFIES ITS MINE!
Caitlin: aw man =(

by PMafia September 2, 2008

Moofie

A Damn Fine Girl Tht Dresses Like A Guy:P
Also known As Merida Hahaa:P

Ally; "Tht Girl Is Damn Fine"

Brittaniee; "Yaah ii know shes sooo MOOFIE! x)

by Ally+Brittaniee January 13, 2009

moofi

noun, verb, adjective, adverb, basically anything you want...

Essentially, "moofi" is anything and everything you can imagine. It's most commonly used in exclamation. Phrases like "I'll tell Moofi..." and "that's so moofi" are just fun to say. It doesn't really mean anything in particular, which is why it's so useful.

Person 1: hey, wasn't that your boyfriend just talking to that other girl??
Person 2: um... I'll tell Moofi about you and that one girl...
Person 1: MOOFI.

by Pretty Emily August 1, 2004

moofypants

someone who wears goofy underwear

alreet moofy, enjoyin the pants... today you will be mostly called moofypants (^^,)

by Mr Nudge September 30, 2008

Moofle

A person who is overly crazy about cows and will do anything to be with them...or will do literally anything anything with them such as sucking their utters, picking the cow's nose, reaching into their anus for abnormal reasons, licking their hooves, thinking they can make cow/human babies with the fricking cow ( I'm sure you know what I mean), riding them, eating their cow patties, French kissing, singing to the cow, and sausage blanketing the cow...and many more

Person one: Woah bro look at farmer and his cow...such a Moofle
Person two: Oh yeah man he's sausage blanketing that cow so hard.

by Foxface_mcpoopy May 15, 2018

Moofle

The word moofle can be used to describe a dumbass

Josh: 9 + 10 = 21

Ryan: Shut the fuck up, you moofle

by Pvssy Destroyer 69 August 19, 2018