Moofle 

Multitude of meanings.

Moofle, Moofles, Moofl'd
The word origins from Diablo's (MMORPG) secret Cow lvl.
Some might claim it came from Guild Wars (MMORPG) and a guild called LC - they would be wrong.

1.
These days commonly used as a multitude of words with a multitude of meanings. A person entering a chat can use it as "hey" or "whats up".

2.
Whilst someone saying it randomly in chat means nothing new (the usual grind).

1.
ex: Moofles (whats happening)

2
Byte me: Looking for exp. ranger.
Replysus: Moofle (who cares)

Moofle by IAL May 6, 2009

moofle 

A word to be used when you are politely annoyed and can't think of the right word to say, thus confusing other people and giving you time to think.

Berty: Ah, but you can't give Mr. Richards your coursework if you have a detention with our head. If you want I can give it to him?

Ted: No! I need to get my mobile back from him before the end of term! This is the only chance!

Berty: But if you miss this detention you will be kept in for another day to fulfill it.

Ted: ....Moofle!

Berty: ...What the fuck?

moofle by kikumbob September 17, 2005

Moofle 

A person who is overly crazy about cows and will do anything to be with them...or will do literally anything anything with them such as sucking their utters, picking the cow's nose, reaching into their anus for abnormal reasons, licking their hooves, thinking they can make cow/human babies with the fricking cow ( I'm sure you know what I mean), riding them, eating their cow patties, French kissing, singing to the cow, and sausage blanketing the cow...and many more

Person one: Woah bro look at farmer and his cow...such a Moofle
Person two: Oh yeah man he's sausage blanketing that cow so hard.

Moofle by Foxface_mcpoopy May 15, 2018

Moofle 

The word moofle can be used to describe a dumbass

Josh: 9 + 10 = 21

Ryan: Shut the fuck up, you moofle

Moofle by Pvssy Destroyer 69 August 19, 2018

Moofle 

The hard and curdy substance from anal sex.

Eww i just moofled that bitch

Moofle by maximus1269 February 5, 2020

moofle your doofle 

It just means move your butt.

Laura: Gary, get off the computer I need it.
Gary: I'm getting off.
...5 minutes later... Gary is still not off the computer
Laura: Moofle your doofle.

moofle your doofle by crisirc July 27, 2016

Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021