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Tit monkeys

Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage
Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.
by Scatman Jack October 22, 2008
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Sweet Monkeys

It is a term of epic awsomeness. Its meaning similiar to that of the term "Thats Cool" or "awsome". The correct response to some one saying sweet monkeys is "in a blender".
"hey man, heres the $50 i owe you." "Sweet Monkeys!" "In a blender."
by Myke Lewis February 22, 2010
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when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.
by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
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woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.
"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"
by Alex Quantashassle July 6, 2005
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sea monkeys

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.
If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?
by Sluggo January 13, 2003
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I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1!

A statement made on various internet forums as an ice-breaker
Person 1: bored....

Person 2: I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1!

Person 1: no
by Teh!1!!Walrus!!!1! April 4, 2011
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Flaming Ass Monkeys

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.
Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
by Kayleb August 20, 2005
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