Mongolian Glizzy

When you put your weiner in between a hot dog bun and add ketchup and mustard. Your girl then enjoys a tasty glizzy.

My girlfriend had a nice Mongolian glizzy last night.

by Mongolian Glizzy January 28, 2021

Mongolian Deep throat

Similar to the Mongolian Throat Fuck, the Mongolian Deep Throat consists of oral sex with simultaneous Mongolian throat singing. While deep throating Hoby Buchanan style, the female will proceed to bust her own unique beat.

Timothy won’t be ready for my Mongolian deep throat!

by AnimeTiddyBoy December 30, 2021

Mongolian Tea Party

When a lady on her period removes her tampon and releases her "flow" into the tank of a toilet. She then leaves the used tampon in the tank with the string dangling out of the back like the world's nastiest tea bag.

A* My boyfriend cheated on me!

B* Girl! He's not worth you! Hit him with the Mongolian tea party before leaving his ass!

by WhiskeyRoler January 31, 2023

Go Mongolian

When a mentally retarded person (i.e. a mongoloid) lets their retardation take control and they begin screaming profanities that only other mongoloids can understand. It often activates all other mongoloids in the area and creating a chain reaction of retardation.

Broh do u see dat mongoloid? He's gon go mongolian if someone touches him again.

by Unpopular Opinions October 2, 2017

mongosarge

A police sergeant in a small town, who is retard-like in appearance with giant Dumbo-the-Elephant type ears. He is also of poor intelligence and anti-social in behavior.

Mongosarge stopped me the other day, but he's so stupid he didn't see the bag of weed in my center console.

by turfkey November 19, 2006

mongounish buffoonery

mon-goon-ish ba-foon-ary

An expression used to describe an act of pure stupidity or ignorance.

When your friend asks you to do something stupid, you would say:
I will have no part of this mongounish buffoonery!
The way they run this company is pure mongounish buffoonery.

by rrmightymena April 10, 2011

Monglish

A cross between mong and English language.
The form of English that is written in such a way that it is barely comprehensible as a real sentence.
Language that fails to string together a correct sentence, spelling or have your meaning understood due to poor writing ability.

I iz goes to da partay.
What are you speaking, Monglish?

by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017