Mom

A person who gave Brit you or a person who would turn off the TV because you're playing Fortnite.

Me:Who wants to pls fortnite?
mom:(Turns off power)
Me: OMG, it's a mom!

Mom by Volified July 25, 2018

Mom

Something some people call their girlfriends

Boy: hey Mom what we gonna do tonight 😏
“Mom”: oh you know exacly what

Mom by DirtyMindedChick July 29, 2018

Mom

Made of money

Son: Mom can I have some money?
Mom: No! Do you think I’m made of money
Son: Yeah... That’s what mom stand for

A silence then agreement fills the room

Mom by CICIPEACEMAKER1 June 2, 2018

Mom

A person that tells you what to do and when to do it

Stop telling me to clean my room mom.

Mom by KitKat $$$$ 100 June 4, 2018

Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

Mom by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018

Mom

Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍

Daughter :Mom can we talk ....I'm pregnant

Mom : are you serious

Mom by Bean 032027 October 10, 2018

Mom

that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life

Her: Hey Mom

Me: Son of a bitch!
Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch

Mom by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018