Moist

A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.

Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*

by Humanish October 1, 2020

moist glue

Moist glue is sperm that gets all over your leg during a sexual act.

Sometimes I lick the moist glue.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG May 19, 2017

anti-moist

A man who rejects social pressure to take on moist characteristics.

"I don't wear jeans because Im anti-moist"

by Yiulias July 19, 2017

Moisted

Wetting of the underwear due to someone scaring someone

Ha Ha did you see that? That kid just got moisted!

by F**kamackerel103 July 1, 2010

moist chutney

the act of moisening someones chutney with a moist cloth, towel, or wet whipe getting a no scope headshot in Halo Reach with my penis, not having bathed for four weeks, barrying the chinese hooker that I bought last week and paid for in euros, dirka dirka allah jehad takes a shower with his mac book for 45 minutes, insiminating 36 people in one sitting, sprinting through the Mekong Delta sodomizing the VC with a half eaten Buger King cheese burger that you found in the garbage

dude last night at that party Chuck Norris moisened several girls chutneys all at the same time without taking his own clothes off

marcus the cat moisening the chutney of a female pitbull

Alex Vogt Tactical:Extreme chutney moisener

Jet Li eats more moist chutney then you do

by agg tactical October 15, 2011

Moistatious

The effect on women when they are being flirtatious which makes them moist

Candy: "I was flirting with this hot guy last night in the club, he was making me moistatious"

by Superbri July 15, 2015

Moist butt

Feeling totes terrible.

I feel like moist butt today

by Stuff. October 9, 2016