Five Minute Rule

When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.

Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....

Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....

by Artaxias September 7, 2009

cincinnati minute

a unit of time roughly equivalent to ten regular minutes in any place other than cincinatti

guy: Where the hell is my sandwich?

girl: Give me a cincinnati minute I'm doing the laundry.

by thetrickdaddy April 1, 2010

filthy mitt

the act of sticking a entire hand in someones rectum with the thumb inserted in the vagina wearing the person like a mitt.

it's hard to find a girl who will let you give her a filthy mitt.

by kwil15 June 2, 2010

Nick Minute

The New Zealand Government's current Minister of Time.

Nick Minute is currently legislating for Daylight Saving to occur only every leap year.

by lewtennant May 29, 2012

5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).

{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.

by Telephony May 18, 2014

Mitt the twit

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?

Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."

by Jim Creamer August 20, 2012

fifa minutes

The time of the clock on the current 'fifa game' because the matches vary in length so the time goes alot quicker.

Ginge: Oh yes, what an awesome goal i am going to win!
PJ: Not yet son, there is still 20 fifa minutes left!

by wikginge December 31, 2007