Minenhle

Minenhle is a unisex name, when spelt how it is here it originates from the Zulu empire, i.e bekune-minenhle namuhla, and describes both genders well. The boy whoever, He is a well mannered, intellectual, charming in his looks, smooth in his words and brightens up days of his close ones. Mentality monster too.

Minenhle doesn't take bullshit, you come at the king you best not miss.

by ZuluPatriachy January 26, 2021

kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 3, 2006

minternet

Muslim-internet. Kind of like muslim twitter, except not.

Abdul: yo does Ramadan start on the fourth or the fifth
Zane: idk bro check the minternet

by savvysav29 April 6, 2019

piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

by Trickenso September 29, 2006

peep mitten

A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.

Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.

The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.

by gfdas29 July 1, 2009

The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

maintenance wipe

When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).

"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."

by shofmonkey March 4, 2005