bowf

Is in direct relation to an African American who can't properly pronounce the word "both" and it sound like "bowf". An African American can be referred to as a "bowf".

Curtis Jones is known to be the first bowf.

"I ain't gonna pay for bowf of us"
"Who's going 40 mph in the left lane? Probably a stupid bowf!"

by shofmonkey March 05, 2005

maintenance wipe

When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).

"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."

by shofmonkey March 05, 2005