2 definitions by shofmonkey

maintenance wipe

When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).

"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."

by shofmonkey March 5, 2005

bowf

Is in direct relation to an African American who can't properly pronounce the word "both" and it sound like "bowf". An African American can be referred to as a "bowf".

Curtis Jones is known to be the first bowf.

"I ain't gonna pay for bowf of us"
"Who's going 40 mph in the left lane? Probably a stupid bowf!"

by shofmonkey March 5, 2005