Mircosoft

Mircosoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )

Mircosoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy

by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006

microsoft works

an incredible writing program that comes with many computers and is 1000 times better than Microsoft word.

For example, unlike rip-off Word, Microsoft Works has a dictionary=D

by uknoieatwatamel0n November 18, 2007

microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

microsoft sam

the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pronounce words correctly

just try it in your computer and you will see it and Microsoft SAM is annoying

by hajii December 26, 2008

microsoft negative

Uninfected by life-energy consuming software created by the Microsoft coporation.

Okay, can we please share documents in a real file format? Some of us are microsoft negative.

by neilanalien August 18, 2008

Microsoft

The best technology company ever. My favourite thing they made was the Xbox one, Bill Gates does a good job of running the company.

Rick, hey Andrew what is your favourite technology company,
Andrew, Microsoft

Rick, me too! Let’s play some Xbox

Andrew, ya sure

by Jack cof May 22, 2018

Microsoft

Company that made laggy internet explorer ad filled Windows 10 the Microsoft Store the bad Windows version s (Windows Vista,ME,8, and 10 in S mode).

IE:*still loading urbandictionary.com*
Windows:Installing APP YOU DONT WANT from the Microsoft Store.

by Google is Cool September 14, 2020